Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

IFR or VFR is the question.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

Gas station tf2

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Flower boob trampoline