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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 2 years ago

It's Poland, there isnt enough glory left in entire country for even small hole.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Do real gloryholes actually exist outside of porn? Is this a regional thing? I have never seen an actual gloryhole cutout in a real toilet not a single time in my life, and I've been to some horrendous toilets.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I’ve seen one but it was at a sex club in the BDSM dungeon so I don’t think that really counts

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Yes, of course. I am also always seeing them at the sex clubs I am frequently... uh... invited to, because I am so hot.

sigh

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Let's start a sex club for the rest of us! Uggos only

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

There Is one in my area that is explicitly low stakes. It is highly popular. People are nervous about this kinda thing. So having safe place to exist is nice.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

No, wrong. Sex clubs are for normal people. Hot people get invited to sex enought they don't need to make a club for it. Such that in metro areas there is one club for like, hot rich people and no one wants to go there because you will bad about yourself there. Most swinger parties are just like sexy PTA meetings.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

ive only seen them in clubs where sex is either expected to be happening at or not uncommon to be happening at or at a random gas station here and there

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I haven't even seen them in goth kink clubs or some of the more extreme gay bars/clubs here. Must be something I'm missing.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

American stalls are already terrible, so putting a hole in the wall isn't that big of a deal.

Take pride in having stalls of such quality nobody dares desecrate their structural integrity.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

poor phrasing on my part.

[-] jayWL@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

I saw one during a road trip last summer when we stopped at a camping place, so we could use the toilet. A bona fide fucking gloryhole on the side of my stall, first time I've ever seen one. It took me a good second to understand what I was seeing.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

America I take it?

I am starting to think it's an american thing.

[-] jayWL@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Lol actually it was Sweden

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 years ago

My local Benihana removed their glory hole and everybody I've talked to about it is pretending that it never existed. The weirdest part is that the next closest Benihana still has their glory hole so it's clearly not a corporate decision.

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I tried the local Benihana hole (Benihole) and the chef just made a show about dramatically flinging cooked rings of onions onto my (now oil scalded) penis

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

The encouragement to conform, discouragement of curiosity, and poor quality of sexual education in my local area has created a deficit that cannot be adequately addressed through a hole.

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I have the hole but not the glory :(

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The cops. They run sting operations on gay dudes at the local park.

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

visible-disgust Edit: at the cops

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Help stop the spread of Covid 19!

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I lost my hole saw.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

NIMBY zoning laws

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Mostly the last thing my area needs is another glory hole

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Is it hard to get to work with all the glory holes clogging up the streets and sidewalks? How many glory holds are we talking and in how large of an area?

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you’re going to parody my post, at least do it right.

I do not mean this as a rhetorical question: I mean it literally. Tell us what’s stopping you! I don’t want to invalidate you, but the opposite. I’m sure people here would love to help if it’s possible. Jerk away!

Personally, I think Covid and the general amount of work everyone does are the two biggest obstacles to community fucking. Not just for me, but everybody I know. It’s nearly impossible to build a gloryhole when nobody has the energy to even play a video game together, and actually fucking in person can literally kill you. There are definitely solutions, but we need to realize them as problems first to find them. If you have suggestions, please share them! Same goes for the issues everyone else shares (if they’re ok with help, of course).

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I should actually carve one out at work like nobody would know it was me

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Glory holes are bourgeoisie decadence, we don't need a glory hole to suck people off. You just need to ask our proletarian mutual aid cadre, and we can get your needs met.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

You're right, I've got a drill and a hole saw... I'm starting a revolution!

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

i don't trust strangers

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

The only local organization I could find was in the next municipality and didn't involve themselves in what is actually my "local area". Also, they are trots. As for why I'm not organizing politically, I can't really say.

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