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[-] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 10 months ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 12 points 10 months ago

Sheesh don't be a vibe killer bruh

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

And of course there's a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.

[-] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 91 points 10 months ago

Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we're finally getting there.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 10 months ago
[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

Also the rest of the world... ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] joseandres42@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

We don't have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I wasn't talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y'all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 35 points 10 months ago

Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

[-] audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago

Finally something reddit is good for: the competitive circle jerk

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I think we're going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Double elim

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The important thing is not to win, but to take part.

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I imagine it will be more like couples' skating than a 1 v 1 competition.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I think i've read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Will they drug test?

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Last one to bleed wins

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

This is already a thing at Burning Man

[-] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] SCB@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'd be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

Sex elo hell is real!

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Finally! A spectator sport that isn't boring as hell.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Finally! A sport I'm confident I could be pro at.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Are they having a solo category?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

But is the competition in speed or endurance?

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh god, the second CPR.

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