Why doesn't Barron, the largest Trump failchild, simply eat the other ones?

There's no fuckin way he goes to jail, but if he dies... I don't think any of them will really follow in his footsteps. None of them have the chops for it, and will satisfy themselves with whatever smaller grifts they can manage.

Barron for sure. He's the prince who was promised

A new high stakes season of the apprentice. The first task is to smuggle a phone to their dad.

His older daughter most probably. Ivanka I think? First woman president of the USA! 👠💅

Most likely Ivanka. She's the most popular one next to Jr. and unlike him, she's more diplomatic and not as involved in the culture war bs.

god damn that's a hapsburg-ass lookin' family

Tiffany as the dark horse. Everyone forgets Tiffany exists. Even the other Trump children.

Tiffany secretly pulls the strings in the family.

The one in the middle

trump is the whole show, there is nothing without the donald

Don jr wishes it was him