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[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

What is Google books? I'll take my money now.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Bing it to find out

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

I wonder if this meme is a low-key advertisement to make people aware that this feature even exists.

That being said, I'll pass on the $200 million. Just not worth it to me.

[-] kubica@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago

You gave me the choice, now don't back up, where is my money?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago

How do I know you haven't been binging the Books tab all this time, hmm?

[-] drctrl@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I find my books in the high seas

[-] Haha@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Let’s meet in the middle: Give me 500 millions and i wont use it for a week

[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'll one up you. 700 million and I'll never use it for as long as I live.

[-] Haha@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But if you use my tactic you can “double it or lose it” for a year and you would have a lot of billions! Its ok its google they can afford it!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Give me a pack of smokes and lunch and I'll avoid it for the rest of my life

[-] FlavoredButtHair@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Didn't know Google had books. Yea I'll be rich for not using a service I didn't know existed.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Thatsthejoke.html

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Holy shit you cracked it. How did you figure that out

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Absolutely not. In fact, I'm going to go check if Google books still exists right now.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

For $200M I'll have to muddle through somehow

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Just google search but only books show up in the results

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Probably a shittier version of zlibrary and libgen that probably costs money

[-] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Is this what passes for humor now?

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Ah, I forgot that existed... Money please 🤑

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Okay new deal; you get money, but can’t use Google books, but also can’t stop thinking about it.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago
[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i havent used google anything in years.

Wheres my money?

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

I've not used Google Books since my student days, I'd honestly forgotten it was a thing haha

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

Wouldn’t take the money.

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You actually use Google Books? What for?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Perspectives?? Is this just a Photoshop

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

It's real. I think Perspectives is like "Opinions" or reviews.

[-] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I don't even know what Google Books is. Also, I don't care.

well guess i will have not read about intel CPUs on android

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

no I wouldn't sry

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago
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