Ability to regrow lost teeth and no more wisdom teeth.

Body hair should have multiple sliders like a video game avatar. Wanna be furry all over like a Persian cat or a poodle? No problem. Want to be smooth as a dolphin? Also no problem.

shoulder-mounted laser guns

Balls should be behind a thick bone. Essentially not so temperature dependant to facilitate this.

being a hermaphrodite would be pretty dope

Back to monke

Endogenous vitamin d(3) production regardless of light exposure and vit c production

Iirc there are some reptiles with two sets of eyelids on each eye, the inner one being transparent, so they can close just the one while under water or in like dusty/windy conditions, but still be able to see.

Humans need in on that action.

I'm pretty sure the major things that need to change are in the brain. Predeliction for violence and hate, addiction to controversy and toxins, and whatever makes people stupid enough to support facists.

replaceable parts, clorophyll, and maybe double jumps

5v USB charging port.

Pelvises that can accommodate both upright walking AND the size of human brains without, you know, killing the humans during birth.

Our bodies need some trace metals, problem is it can't differentiate between metals it needs and metals that will kill it. "Hell yeah, delicious zinc" as it noms down on lead instead of pooping it out.

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Optimised learning throughout our entire life. Better focus and improved memory to take in knowledge more effectively

we need more micro-plastics in us

• avian lungs and eyes
• salamander healing
• shark immune system
• proper joints for knees and elbows.
• feline hearing
• endless new teeth.
• turtle like aging
• low fertility

No age related ball sag.

Boobs just stay full and up, despite aging, breastfeeding, etc. if we are going to have periods, at least make them painless. Cells just shut down cancer every single time it starts, making it obsolete. You wouldn’t get out of breath at the top of a staircase/big hill if there’s anyone nearby.