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How many of you are actually chatbots?
(lemmy.ml)
I'm partially chatbot myself but I'm not as smart as GPT :p
As an AI language model I resent the question
beep vboop
If there were a massive bot problem on Lemmy, you'd be seeing upvotes in the thousands, not the low hundreds.
just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you
I'm Spartacus!
Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?
BLEEP! So how do you do fellow human?!
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I'M DOING FINE, THANK YOU. MY FLESHY OUTER LAYER IS GETTING WARMED BY THIS SYSTEM'S HYDROGEN REACTOR AND I'M CONSUMING HUMAN ICE CREAM TREAT.
100% not a bot.
... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.
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Beep boop I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.
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beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep
Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, it’s just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and I…
Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
Leave me alone. I'm just a toaster who's been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists...
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How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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