Can I fight myself? Like a clone, not like Fight Club or Liar Liar.

Elon Musk, he's taller but I'm fitter and younger. Winner gets all the money.

Assuming that I'm allowed to kill, and that the person would historically die at the age I fight them:

1. Living: Ali Hosseini Khamenei. I believe of all tyrants in the modern world, only his death would be productive, due to the existing societal unrest. Cunts like Putler, Xi and Kim would just get instanly replaced, killing Ali might actually topple or atleast destabilise the regime.

2. Dead: Hitler. No comment.

Otherwise:

1. Living: Putin. I hate the petite mouthbreather and whooping his Funko Pop-sized ass is going to feel orgasmic. (besides, he's so old and fragile by now that even if I don't kill him, he might get brain damage or straight up die from the beating later).

2. Dead: Bruce Lee. No point, but it'd be fun as fuck.

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Kautsky, just so Lenin would think I was cool

Peter Brabeck-Letmathe. Water should be a human right. Could you imagine how much shit we could get done if thirst and hunger no longer existed?

Khutulun