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TL;DR It was an old Wang system, 286 processor(I think, anyway), with no hard drive, a 5.25" floppy drive, and a lovely green monochrome monitor. I didn't have it long enough to reach the point where I could have identified the actual hardware/specs.

Back in 1993, I was 10, and the internet really wasn't a thing yet(yeah, yeah, I know. But for most of us, the internet didn't exist until the mid-late 90's). You'd probably have difficulty even finding someone in the neighborhood who could tell you what a computer was, nevermind having used one. I was out running around the city, as you used to be able to do at 10 years old, when I passed by some local business/office/who knows I was 10. Big pile of trash out front, waiting to be picked up. When you're a kid, and you're poor, you go picking. Trash picking, I mean. You can get all sorts of cool shit, especially from the wealthier neighborhoods. Maybe it's different nowadays, but back in the day, people would toss out perfectly good toys, bikes, electronics, furniture, and as they became more commom, videogames, computers, etc. A ton of the shit I owned as a kid is stuff I picked straight out of the trash. Even after that, I picked trash for years. Resold a metric FUCKTON of stuff that other(presumably wealthier) people deemed to be garbage.

Back to this business/office/free stuff location, I obviously start eyeing what's in the big pile out front of this place. Among the stuff, I see a big, beige, metal box, a weird looking TV, and something with a big coiled wire hanging off of it. Now, it's not like there weren't computers in movies/TV at that point, and I had just read Jurassic park the same year, so I did recognize, vaguely, what it was. So I start looking at it, poking around, It had a name on it. "Wang". Don't know what that means, but I'm 10; that's hilarious. I decide I'm taking it. Tried to pick it up, and yeah, that shit is heavy. Nevermind the TV thing, and the keyboard. So as you do, I look around for a stary shopping cart, and sure enough, there's never one far away. Grab the cart and start lifting my haul into it, when someone comes out of the business/office/treasure-hoard, and yells "HEY!" Thought I was about to be in trouble, but instead, this guys walks over to me and says "you're gonna need this." Handed me a bundle of wires, and a square envelope, and just went back inside. So I toss that in the cart, and start pushing. And push I did. A shopping cart full of early 90's computer hardware, pushed by a 10 year-old, down the street, on and off of curb, up and down hills, from the other end of the city, is hard work. But eventually, I got home with it. Not to worry though, I only lived on the 3rd floor of a three-story building.

So I get home, and I start unloading my haul, one piece at a time, and start dragging it up the stairs. Thankfully no one was home, so I could bring everything into my room without anyone complaing about what I'm doing. That was also one of the only times I actually had a bedroom, so that worked out. Once I get it in there, I put the big metal box on the floor in the corner of my room, I take my monitor and decide that I'm pretty sure it's supposed to sit on top, so I put that there. The keyboard was next. After I untagled that cursed coiled cable, I obviously checked the back of the monitor, looking for where I need to plug the keyboard in. Figured out that no, it gets plugged into the big metal box. What next? Oh, right, that bundle of wires the guy gave me. It tuned out to be a couple of power cables, and a (what I now would assume) was a VGA cable. So I get to work plugging all of that in, and when it comes to the VGA cable, that's when I realize that oh, everything plugs into the metal box, that seems important. That must be the part that is a "computer." So what the hell is the TV thing? Took a minute, but I eventually remembered my NES, and realized that oh yeah, the box is where everything happens, and the screen is just where you see it. Again, I was 10, and all of this technology was still new to the average person. Give me a break here.

And last up was that square envelope. Would you believe it had a black plastic thing inside? It's really floppy. Weird. What the fuck is this thing? It has a white sticker on it, and some illegible scribbles. Nintendo to the rescue again. This black plastic thing sure does look like it would fit into the slot on the front of the metal box. Oh shit, it did! Now I just have to turn this thing on. How the fuck do you turn this thing on? Spent a while on that one, flipping the obvious big red power switch in the back. Took a while before I figured out there was a second power button on the front. TWO power switches?! What is this nonsense? Whatever. It's on now.

I sat and watched as bright green text started popping up on the screen. Various numbers, and phrases that I'd never heard in my life. Clearly, this stuff could only be understood some secret government agent, or that one kid I read about Jurassic Park, who was obviously like, a genius hacker or something. The slot where I shoved that floppy plastic square sure is noisy. What the hell is it doing, anyway? It loads in just like my Nintendo games, maybe it's a game?! Maybe a game is about to start. It sure was, friends. Maybe the greatest game ever made. We called it... DOS.

Man, did I love that game, DOS. I spent the several hours, typing random shit on the keyboard, as the command prompt did absolutely nothing of interest, since I had no idea what I was doing. But after those couple of hours of typing swears and random nonsense, I finally started to get bored, what with all of the nothing that was happening. And for whatever reason, I thought maybe someone could help me. Or, why not the computer itself? Maybe it will help me. So I typed the work "help", I hit the enter key, and sure enough, something finally happened. Holy shit, it's doing something. It's telling me how to DO stuff.

And so, before this novel goes on even longer, yeah. I found the help menu, and spent many more hours needlessly using very basic commands to create, copy, move, rename, and delete empty files and folders. Truly, I was now an elite haxxor man.

Over the next couple of years, I pulled many systems and parts out of various trash piles, and cobbled together different systems. Many, many different 386 and 486 systems. Until finally, when I was 15, I managed to get my hands on an obscenely slow, but absolute magic at the time, dialup modem, and a pile of "free hours" of AOL.

And they all lived happily ever after... Until social media was invented. The end.

If people like/want to read/discuss such poorly written nonsense, maybe I'll write up some nonsense about other technology-based shenanigans from over the years. And if people would rather make fun of my poor writing skills; fair.

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[-] mercano@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Fat Mac (512k) my dad bought to run inventory for his store. I was probably 2 or 3 playing games like Count-on-Mac and version of the memory game called, I think, Concentration. I’d also mess around in Mac Paint and later got into Pinball Construction Set.

My mom needed a computer for her job. Gateway with Window 95 on it. It ran Tomb Raider at like 5fps and I played the shit out of it.

[-] Manmikey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

1 was 18 and bought a Commodore 64 and cassette drive, I played games, Fairlight, Psi Warrior and Elite (my god the hours I spent on elite, I've craved that experience ever since and never quite equalled it. Plus I dabbled with basic programming, quickly moved on to an Atari ST, WOW that was a quantum leap! Then the first PC computer a 386 DX40 and Doom changed my world forever......been a PC gamer ever since

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[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got an emachines tower and a bunch of secondhand peripherials. I was thrilled to have my own computer at the time, but in hindsight it didnt really meet any of the system requirements of the games i wanted to play. I remember getting a smooth as gravel 3 fps in Ironforge. Miserable, but i didnt really know any better

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My grandmother let me use and play a couple of games on her Apple IIe.

But the first computer that was mine was a Windows 3.1 386. I think I remember it had an 80MB hard drive. I played games and eventually found qbasic.exe and wrote lots of toy programs and a couple of very simple games in the QBasic language. I owe a lot to that old 386 machine.

[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Are you me? I had a 386 just like that. Mine was the SX so no math coprocessor and it had 1 MB of RAM and later I upgraded it to 4 MB. I also used mine to write a bunch of programs in qbasic. I learned a ton on that machine. SimCity 2000 was also a lot of fun on it, though it ran much faster on the Pentium machine I got later.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I remember SimCity 2000 well! And the Urban Renewal Kit. And SimCopter. Damn it was cool flying through your SC2K cities.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

A friend of the family built it for us. I think it was '96 or so. I was maybe 13 or 14. I had used computers a little at school and at friends' houses.

It was a pc clone that ran win95. Cyrix p166 cpu (which actually ran at 133 mhz), 16 mb of EDO RAM, 800ish MB hard drive, a 4x cd rom drive and a 33.6k modem. I loved that thing and learned everything I could about how it worked.

We didn't have internet access at first, so I started dialing in to local BBSs. I eventually found a local board running wildcat that shared it's ISDN internet connection to users. And I would download pornographic images and save them to floppy disks to sell at my all boys catholic high school.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have half expected that computer to come pre installed with Doom (since that was also released on 93). Wouldn't that be swell, though probably hard to find from DOS for a kid. Nevertheless I bet if you saw a folder called Doom, you would likely try to start the shit out of every file in that folder.

[-] DontHaveMyEarsOn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Zenith HealthKit z-89 , Dad built it, I played it. He bought me a “intro to basic” book and I never stopped making games for my brother to lose. He figured it out I mapped all choices to eventually lose. those were fun times

[-] Ashtear@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

An IBM PCjr, when I was 4 (I was one of those kids that picked up reading very quickly).

I learned DOS, played King's Quest, and even picked up simple programming in BASIC from a book. Not sure if the book was a pack-in with the computer or if my parents got it for me separate. I didn't learn PC internals until a few years later, although I do vividly recall an ISA-slot 15MB hard drive that was the size of one of today's big video cards.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

(what I now would assume) was a VGA cable.

Not in that era, no. That would have been "MDA", "CGA", or "Hercules", using a 9-pin DE-9 connector. EGA would use the same connector, but that was still a few years after that machine.

VGA uses a DE-15 connector with the same exterior shape and dimensions as the DE-9, but with a third row of pins.

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The first computer I got regular use out of was an old Apple II (or Apple ][ for the real ones), which I used almost exclusively for playing Zork.

After that, I got some hand-me-down computer from my grandpa when I was about 15. Had a Pentium II, 1 GB of storage, and an whopping 256 MB of RAM. Used it to play Starcraft, chat on IRC, and post on forums back when those were still fun.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Tandy Model 1 level 2. 2k RAM. Cassette drive.

[-] mertn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

RCA cdp1802 based system. 10 switches for binary input. 2 hex digits for output. A massive 256 bytes of memory which I never managed to fill. No OS or permanent storage. Circa 1975.

[-] Birdcatname@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

1985 when I got to use the new computer. I was about 6 years old. Royal Alphatronic A60 PC. It's in my basement right now!

[-] leftzero@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Dragon 32, if I recall correctly.

Mostly try to learn some basic (probably was too young for that), play some games, and try to get the cassette to work. It almost certainly wasn't the right computer for a kid my age.

Later, if I recall correctly, some model of Atari ST, which again was mostly wasted, though it introduced me to graphics editing, and some 16MHz (with turbo on!) 286 computer with a 65MB hard drive and CGA graphics (later upgraded to EGA and eventually VGA, though that might have been with a later 486), which introduced me to DOS (and extended and expanded memory), WordStar, dBASE 3, Lotus123, LucasArts and Sierra adventures, Wing Commander, a multitude of CRPGs, and eventually Windows 3.x.

I didn't really get online until I went to the university, back in the glorious days of Yahoo, and the much superior Altavista, surfing on Netscape, before Internet Explorer ruined everything.

There were some great SGI Indigo machines (my first contact with a Unix type OS) and a prehistoric VAX machine with actual dumb terminals (never saw the actual server, sadly) for us to practice with there at the university, though, so that was great (though it didn't make up for the Pascal).

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My first computer was some random 286 with CGA graphics. It was 1994-1995 and I was a little younger than you maybe 7 or 8 and I didn't find it in the trash but my dad did. It had DOS and some GUI you could launch on top of it. I cannot for the life of me remember what it was but doing research I think it was Norton desktop. I knew enough to poke around the directories and found a gaming one that was stuffed to the gills. Most of the games didn't impress me as I'd seen graphics with more than four colors by this point but I got absolutely sucked into Elite and Gauntlet was pretty fun too.

There was a big push at the time for us to type everything up in school because computers were the future. We had a much nicer family computer with windows 3.11 and a 386 or 486 that I mainly used but would get kicked off when my parents were on call for work and had to remote in to fix something. I used my pc to type up my papers and transferred them over to the family pc for printing via floppy.

A few years later my dad and I pretty much rebuilt the trash pc with hand me downs from the family pc plus a few upgrade parts and got it running windows 95. I remember playing a ton of games on it in that form. Heroes of might and magic 3, warcraft, starcraft, diablo, baulder's gate, wing commander etc. The best was some weekends we'd roll an ethernet cable down the hallway and hook up the two pcs and my dad and I would play games together.

I used it in its windows 95 form all through high school in 2005. It never had internet as my mom wouldn't let me keep the lan cable permanently installed in the hallway but I played a ton of games and wrote every paper on it. Not sure what happened to it but it was by far my most heavily used PC and I was so happy to have it as no one I knew had their own PC just family PCs.

Great times.

[-] JAWNEHBOY@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

First one I remember was a beige tower and similarly beige CRT my dad brought home from his office since he bought a new tower. It ran Windows XP, but barely. Spent a lot of time on homestarrunner.com, addicting games.com, and other flash game sites since I had no money for actual games and I already beat all the games on my Gameboy.

[-] Artard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

IBM Aptiva 100 mhz Pentium 1 4 mb RAM 28k modem 4x CD ROM 3.5 in floppy drive 1 gb hard disk Win 3.1 / OS2

[-] creed10@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

do any of y'all remember the colorful dell laptops from that commercial from the "lollipop" song? I'm pretty sure that was the model of my first laptop. I had a red one. it's in my closet soemwhere I think

[-] ogwillikers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

386SX 33mhz overclocked to 40mhz 4mb ram 650mb hd Cirrus Logic VGA card Windows 3.1 No sound card or modem.

In 1998.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Macintosh LC II, also known as the "Pizza Box" computers. I think it came with HyperCard, which let me get started with programming. I was a little kid so I didn't have a clue what I as doing, but I was able to finagle it into doing some very simple things. My parents had a rule: 10 minutes of "All The Right Type", a typing tutorial software, before we could use it.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Hewlett-Packard, sub 100mhz, 5.25” floppy AND a 3.5” (I know, right?😎)

It was running windows 3.11. I think I was… 11?

[-] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Apple II GS that I got used in 1989.

[-] Blaze@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

A PC running MS-DOS, 133 MHz. Mostly some text writing and a few games. It was my father computer.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Commodore 64 in the school computer lab. Huge floppy disks. They only let us use them for typing class, I don't think it was even connected to anything else. Good times.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Some old Acer or Asus hand me down from my uncle.
Cracked Cinema4D and tried that out.
Worked kinda.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

First PC my house got (the family PC) was an IBM Aptiva. I'd eventually upgrade the OS (from Win95 to Win98), upgrade the RAM (I think to 64MB), and upgraded the modem (from 33.6 to 56k).

Used that machine for years.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

A laptop in 2007. I don't remember the details. I believe it had 2GB RAM, since that was the main metric for bragging about computational power back then.

[-] amoroso@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My first computer was a Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48K in the early 1980s when I was 17. My parents agreed to buy it and I used to device to learn about computers, which I was curious about as I had played a bit with the Apple IIe and the Sinclair ZX-81 of some classmates.

[-] Bell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My brother's TRS-80 CoCo in 1983, at least until I got a TI-99/4A of my own the next year. But the real fun didn't get going until I got the 32k expansion cartridge and started assembly language. Now 40 years later and a degree and career in CIS...

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Dell Inspiron 15 3000

[-] MiddledAgedGuy@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Vic20. When I was 8 or so. It was a handmedown from my uncle. I remember writing some very basic basic while poking through the manual and playing cartridge and tape games on it. Good times!

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