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[-] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago

Just put everything into tables. That's how we did it when I were a lad

[-] Limitless_screaming@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

OG grid layout

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Also works for Lua.

I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

[-] CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer's "View Source" command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging ... challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn't work if you had a shortcut named "Notepad" on your desktop. It didn't even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut "NotepadX" and then View Source worked again.

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that's how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's right, we don't need no stinkin' CSS!

Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin' CSS.

[-] mifan@feddit.dk 2 points 1 year ago

Frames… Lots of frames.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
                    Awesome
 
  It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
      You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
[-] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
display: grid;
place-items: center;
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

[-] dot20@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 23 points 1 year ago

W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Who are you calling a div?

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Don't flex too hard

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Here is your trophy:

[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

This is the real struggle

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Learning tailwind for the first the be like

Ha! Just started that 2 days ago

[-] salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

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