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[-] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago

Just put everything into tables. That's how we did it when I were a lad

[-] Limitless_screaming@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

OG grid layout

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Also works for Lua.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

[-] CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer's "View Source" command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging ... challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn't work if you had a shortcut named "Notepad" on your desktop. It didn't even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut "NotepadX" and then View Source worked again.

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

that's how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's right, we don't need no stinkin' CSS!

Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin' CSS.

[-] mifan@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

Frames… Lots of frames.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
                    Awesome
 
  It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
      You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
[-] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
display: grid;
place-items: center;
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago

Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

[-] dot20@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 23 points 2 years ago

W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Who are you calling a div?

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Don't flex too hard

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Here is your trophy:

[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

This is the real struggle

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Learning tailwind for the first the be like

Ha! Just started that 2 days ago

[-] salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

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