Ah yes, the people supporting the leopards eating faces club are once again surprised the leopards ate their face.

Poor guy! Suffering the consequences of his own actions like some non-rich person!

"And the state has an obligation to protect children."

Unless it's protecting them from hunger. Or lead in water. Or child labor.

I feel bad for people who are stuck in Florida and can't afford to leave.

Yes bill, that was the fucking point everyone was making to you while your republican colleagues wrote and ratified that poorly worded and ill-conceived piece of bullshit legislation. I don't remember what it was exactly but I do remember laughing at how obviously it would come back and bite yall in the ass and you dumbfucks, who lack the insight necessary to spot your own hypocrisy, had no idea.

Republicans are always surprised when language cuts both ways. Which is every time. Not really capable of learning; ergo, not fit to govern.

Leopards, face-eating, and whatnot.

This fuck is still alive? After I stopped hearing about him for awhile I assumed he'd done us all a favor and followed Rush to hell.

"Bill O'Reilly", That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. TIL: he's still alive.

Yes Billy, your book and the law you championed are absurd.

Thanks for finally noticing.

Damn he looks old. Irrelevant fuck.

Does anyone remember the time this asshole was sexually harassing one of his underlings and he didn't know the difference between a falafel and a loofah sponge? "I'm going to rub you down with middle eastern food.... "

There's no reason this hack's books should be in any school library to begin with.

Time to resurrect a classic

TIL Bill OReilly still exists, people listen to him and Journalists comment on the things he says.

“I want to emphasize the fact that there are abuses in certain school districts that harm children,” he said. “There are materials that are inappropriate and those materials have to be specifically included in the law with language that is very specific.”

He'd rather the law say "don't talk about gay people or gay sex but all the other kinds of sex are fine you can talk about that". Does he want them to go down the list by position? Have a specific yes/no on each sexual act? I'm half being facetious because no, seriously, what is "materials that are inappropriate...have to be specifically included in the law with language that is very specific." supposed to mean?? Like what is he talking about. This is literally exactly what he supported.

I seriously thought he was dead. Haven't heard his name in years.

It’s almost as if banning books of any kind sets a bad precedent that is likely to be abused.

Either way, get fucked O’Reilly.

Damn, I forgot this guy was still alive...

His book was in schools?

They never care about something until personality affected.

If only they knew what words meant...

"We don't need regulations! Why is my water poisoned???"

"I hate socialism! And you better not touch my Medicare!!!"

"We need to protect children! No, we aren't going to just provide free school lunch or healthcare for kids, wtf?"

What a fragile little snowflake.

Bill O'Reilly Outraged

And water is wet; "outraged" is O'Reilly's schtick.

I honestly thought this guy died. Then I realized I was thinking of that other blowhard Rush.

I hate it for the students of Florida, but I love this for him.

No, not like that!

brexit moment

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What a useless article because I have no idea if he is right and this was political play, or if this is a case of leopards ate my face. I would love for it to be the latter, but I have no idea because it doesn't actually provide any information for me to make that determination.