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[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon . . . You know, cause I've worked in a lot of morgues and I tell you people do that all the time.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

how would anyone find out about that

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

No one would because it's a fake story.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

oh cmon i wanna hear a plausible series of events that could lead to morgue worker being forced to dna test their child on suspicion it came from a cadaver!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She went on Maury and they did a DNA test with her current boyfriend but found out that the only possible match was the cadaver who had been the subject of a murder case which is why they had his DNA on file.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

NOOOOO BRAD WAS SUCH A NICE GUY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS JANET

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Damnit Janet, he loved you.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Someone should do a conspiracy theory about Maury being an op to collect DNA

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

c/fakenews is leaking

[-] davel@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

We are not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime. 📺

[-] edge@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I feel what the guy in the video did pretty clearly qualifies as genocide. I would hope the Federation has a law against that. Although I guess he could argue it was involuntary, since it just took a thought and thoughts can't be fully controlled.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] FoD@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

An "article" written by someone who doesn't know how babies are made.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

She used an IDF prostate electrolizer to get the cadaver to nut.

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