[CW: Necro] Foucault's Boomerang was hella fast with the IDF cattle prod... (hexbear.net)

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

No one would because it's a fake story.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

oh cmon i wanna hear a plausible series of events that could lead to morgue worker being forced to dna test their child on suspicion it came from a cadaver!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She went on Maury and they did a DNA test with her current boyfriend but found out that the only possible match was the cadaver who had been the subject of a murder case which is why they had his DNA on file.