Death God

Dad gave random name of power tool as first name for google account when micro was 6 yrs old and just kept until now

Irmoz musician. Irmoz musician alias "Irmoz". Irmoz chose alias as username.

Linux + random numbers

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

I've seen several people with usernames that aren't actual words, and I thought they were pretty cool so I decided to follow along and come up with a cool non-word name myself. Forgot how I came up with "kworpy"

Current life status

workers rise up in wales, kill soldiers, make big red flag, liked cheese and bread

Sound like scene in muppets movie

reminder to be the best I can.

Like gay shit, but religious

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

Heard of zanzibar called myself zalzabar lol been using it even since

I clicked the "random" button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

Am pretty lazy.

Cats

Dual core Duron processor funny

Klear likes Serious Sam and Shakespeare. Klear think: good combination.

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

Pun "quicksilver" Quick is living, Late is Dead. Ug.

Eric explosively good name.

Xbox random generator, ended up using the name for everything

German word for chocolate = Schokolade take "Sch" and "L" and swap: Lokoschade

Pokemon almost final boss

spider

Visit Wizard man, man know elvish, wizard bestow several names, Sivecano one of them.

Food good