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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Irmoz musician. Irmoz musician alias "Irmoz". Irmoz chose alias as username.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

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[-] kworpy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I've seen several people with usernames that aren't actual words, and I thought they were pretty cool so I decided to follow along and come up with a cool non-word name myself. Forgot how I came up with "kworpy"

[-] TiredNerdDad@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Current life status

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

workers rise up in wales, kill soldiers, make big red flag, liked cheese and bread

[-] Zalzabar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Heard of zanzibar called myself zalzabar lol been using it even since

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Like gay shit, but religious

[-] Ranolden@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I clicked the "random" button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Klear likes Serious Sam and Shakespeare. Klear think: good combination.

[-] LateSilver@lemmyf.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Pun "quicksilver" Quick is living, Late is Dead. Ug.

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Doesn't play jazz trumpet.

[-] Lokoschade@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

German word for chocolate = Schokolade take "Sch" and "L" and swap: Lokoschade

[-] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crazy shame.

Loco = crazy

Schade = shame.

[-] Lokoschade@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

In what language?

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Pokemon almost final boss

[-] brachypelmasmithi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Visit Wizard man, man know elvish, wizard bestow several names, Sivecano one of them.

[-] i_am_hungry@meganice.online 1 points 2 years ago
[-] ioabmfuscated@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

ioabmfuscated is obfuscated

[-] Baizey@feddit.dk 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Playing lotta tower defence in Warcraft 3 and loved building (not so) basic mazes

Basic mazes

Baizes

Baizey

No idea y I changed s to y, it does however sound better

[-] tastysnacks@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Tasty snacks good

[-] unrealiguana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Saw Unreal Engine 5 trailer. Nat geo in background. Put 2 and 2 together.

[-] Micromot@lemmycook.de 1 points 2 years ago

Dad gave random name of power tool as first name for google account when micro was 6 yrs old and just kept until now

[-] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sound like scene in muppets movie

[-] TruTollTroll@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

[-] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Am pretty lazy.

[-] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

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[-] dualcoreduron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

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