Tried to log in to Hexbear after finishing work and got this screen lmao (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The Oracle of Hexbear wants me to purge purge-1 purge-2 you all sicko-yes

It's all fine now, this was earlier when the site was down.

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[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

I tried to log into Hexbear while doing work, and it was offline all day powercry-2 thonk-cri kitty-cri

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Yeah while it was offline it gave me all these weird glitches everytime I refresh. It also wanted me to ban "QuillcrestFalconer".

It's very funny because I'm not even a mod or admin, this is my only account.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

@PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net you're up lol

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

If the site wants you to ban them then you must comply bannin

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Imagine being banned by a regular user lol.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Heh heh....nothing personal about my previous bad takes. right guys?

Right guys? dean-smile ?

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

ban-hammer banned 🚫

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

boowomp

No! Not my emotional support forum!

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Ok I'll click make admin instead

[-] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I had the same thing a few weeks ago

It didn't let me ban anyone though sadness

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Ahh damn @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net they almost got you

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Should have banned me while they had the chance tbh

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I probably would've tried it tbh, to see if it actually worked.

I'd tell someone I did it afterwards, maybe.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it's some CSS glitch, I'm not a mod or admin. So I don't think it would have worked even if I clicked ban while the site was down. Would be funny though, imagine everyone is banned because a regular user suddenly got access to the modtools lol.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Damn. Wish that were me panting

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

You would've clicked the "ban everyone" button if it popped up, right?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I would ban myself and everybody around me in a heartbeat.

Liberate us from the machine!

The cycle must be discontinued!

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Alaskaball purges the whole website, there are no records of hexbear even existing. Every now and then a liberal on one of the other federated instances recalls our presence.