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[-] grte@lemmy.ca 49 points 10 months ago

This guy is like if George Costanza mounted a presidential campaign.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 27 points 10 months ago

No guys he's the smart Trump I swear guys pls I'm not a paid shill trust me the lefties are scared of him tell your friends

[-] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

lefties are scared of him

Ever heard him speak? It's like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Scared of what he represents maybe, but not scared that he'll ever see a higher office.

Someone like DeSantis, but with actual charisma, is the actual fear.

Smart and evil with enough charisma to get elected. That's a terrifying combination. Thankfully, no one on the republican side has all three.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 17 points 10 months ago

But if George Costanza was a Nazi.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

But if George Costanza was a Nazi.

That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.

It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can't handle it.

[-] IndigoGollum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I am not O'Brian! I repeat, I am not O'Brian!

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

So you’re saying he will become president?

Because all things considered George was capable of getting himself what he wanted.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

George Costsnza got rizz tho.

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