He should have accepted that participation trophy while he had the chance
hype, joe v don II confirmed
Weird guys rack another L 😔
Lmaoooo get owned loser.
Throw him in the hydraulic press
RONALDDDDD 
Nooooooooo
the debate!!
Common Sugar W
butt mogged this meatball

That's a spicy Meatball, Ron!
Wild speculation here. GOP analysts are going over the charges against the big wet boi and they come to the conclusion that he is actually going to be convicted and imprisoned. They pull a the ol' Bernie screw job except on Trump, and Haley gets the nomination.

the problem there is the republicans actually like winning elections and don't tend to care who it is, as long as they win. The Democrats do not care about winning elections. Even when they win they concede to republicans
Nominating anyone other than Trump would instantaneously split the republican voting base.
Yeah, but if they think Trump is going to have to run from prison I'd say all bets are off on what exactly they'd do.
lib shit don’t click
I kinda hope Nikki Haley pulls out the upset in the primary. Like sure she’s a vampiric hell demon but at least she’s not fucking trump. The hogs were just so insufferable when trump was in office at least now they’re a little cowed
Shes a neocon, but very incompotent and a sell out to Israel.
Here she is at the UN playing the "but do you condemn Hamas?" Game 5 years ago. There's got to be a glitch in the Matrix with all this Dejavu stuff.
She plays the anti woke card too. She will be Trump's control mechanism from the investor class. I hope he ditches her. That would be funny.
Who DeSanctimonious now?
Mothball
Gorka: "DeSantis is GONE!"
No meatballs for hogs, bad hogs
This is Chris Christie's moment
Grateful that being a spiteful lil boy usually comes with 0 charisma
damn he almost had it
Ron DeSandwich's National Tour of Delis and Regional Fast Food Chains has finally ended.
Honestly, he should just give up politics and become the new Guy Fieri
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