Heartwarming: Republican Donors Raised $300 Million to Help This Man Satisfy His Humiliation Kink : theonion

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 59 points 9 months ago

It does make you wonder how many 'bad' politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There's gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.

[-] Fox@pawb.social 32 points 9 months ago

That's my theory for George Santos

[-] Alto@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Either that or just your bog standard attention whore

E: sp

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 4 points 9 months ago

Explains why his first port of call was Cameo.

[-] burgers@toast.ooo 10 points 9 months ago

from what i recall of the anthony weiner documentary this was almost certainly a factor for him

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ted Cruz almost has to.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 39 points 9 months ago

...so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

Lmao the "slutty little heels of his" had me fucking dying.

[-] MyHiddenAgenda@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 9 months ago

I'm confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.

[-] jwt@programming.dev 11 points 9 months ago

You are confused, this isn't the onion.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled "the onion"

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That's because theonion communities tend to be for general satire, not just Onion articles.

[-] CodeName@infosec.pub 29 points 9 months ago

You might consider it a waste of 300 million bucks, but hearing trump call him Meatball Ron gave him an instant hard on and it was the first erection he'd had in years. The RNC all agreed it was money well spent.

[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

When did the RNC descend into Idiocracy-levels of public humiliation?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 9 months ago

2015

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It's money that didn't go to Trump, so there's that, I guess.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Chicken Soup for the Political Soul

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Ted Cruz wishes to jerk off to this amount of humiliation

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Most of that money goes in their pockets

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

Oh, how I love The Hard Times! ...Although, the name has a whole different vibe in the context of this article & the post title, lol. Gross, now I'm thinking about this jackass having an erection! Brain, why!?

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago

Any humiliation is good humiliation!

[+] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -19 points 9 months ago

Gotta enjoy these headlines while they last.

Come November we're probably going to have an openly fascist president, but no matter who wins, we're going to have a president who can't form a coherent sentence.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

Equating Biden's stutter to Trump's mental retardation is disingenuous.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You're a stupid twat. I bet Biden would get that correct, too.