Actual lawyer here. Just in case anyone was somehow unsure, this is utter nonsense.

In fact, calling it nonsense might be giving nonsense a bad name. Completely deranged might be better.

But yes. These people do exist. And they are a pain in the fucking ass. Every 100th filing they actually say something that does have legal precedent, and that you can't ignore. So you have to actually read every line of their bullshit. Nobody wants to be the lawyer that actually lost to a sovereign...

But hey, at least they usually end up paying our fees in the end.

The dude writes like he's summoning his inner lawyer powers to cast a legal spell on the judge and then seals it in blood. Gotta give him credit for trying

I love that he says the court has no jurisdiction over him, then ends his letter with "certify under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States of America that the foregoing is true and correct."

Absolutely bonkers.

As a father going through custody issues the idea that I would forget when a hearing is going to happen is unimaginable. Even if I didn't have a good lawyer, I'd staple a note to my head to make sure I was at least there for my kids.

I'm not sure if I should be sad one or more kids lost their father, or glad that he probably won't be involved in their lives.

We never get the 'WTF IT DIDN'T WORK' follow ups in these and, honestly, it feels like holding in a sneeze.

Ok ok, let's assume they are right and legal magical words do exist. Why on earth would you write 'do not construe my words' on your magical piece of paper? Did they mean misconstrue? Is this some sort of copy pasta nobody reads?

The fact that someone saw this pseudo-17th-century style legalese and thought "this looks legit", is just wild to me.

This is the kind of thing you perform when role-playing a colonial-era barrister for laughs. Which would be weird, but it would at least make sense.

Anyway, this reads kind of like an attempt to (somehow) opt-out from participating in, well, citizenship (sovereign citizen?). But while retaining the right to stay put. But not as an alien. But then using US law to assert they are not lying, in every version of the US across the entire multiverse ("in all dimensions")

Boy, how neat would it be if you could just demand the court drop all charges against you because you choose to not be subject to them? I have to wonder what these SovCit nutjobs think is the reason the rest of the population doesn't do this. Do they honestly believe they're just smarter? In possession of some secret knowledge that most people just don't have? How do you look at the entire rest of the population and think "No, they're all just wrong, I'm the only one who knows."

Disappointed it didn't continue rhyming after the first two clauses. Maybe that's the trick they're missing to make their legal mumbo jumbo magic work.

I used to see the insane people sub but it was filled with a lot of not fun to watch insane people. Sovcits are endless entertainment though. I’ve enjoyed this version of the community more than any other, if it ever starts getting a lot of other traffic, I hope you make a dedicated sovcit community

"Order the judge..."

Next on how to receive the maximum

This reminds me of when some idiot gets their hands on a thesaurus. Then, they try to swap out words randomly to make themselves seem smarter, and instead, it comes out total gibberish. Joey from friends comes to mind

Writing cadence of Chris Chan. I am the TRUE and HONEST Socerign citizen and that dang dirty UNITED STATES CORPORATION has no jurisdiction over ME

All dimensions.

Jfc

Missed a black out on the last name.

The classic red thumbprint is often their own blood. 🤦