My work used to have the bathroom on a one-minute timer, so you’d end up in the dark if you were too still at the urinal.

So you have to choose how you want someone to perceive you if they walk in while you’re mid-stream:

• “Was this guy dancing while peeing or just shifting his weight a lot?”
• The lights flickering for just a second as you frantically wave one hand over your head
• A piss goblin who has fully embraced the darkness

Aziz! Light!

One of the bathrooms at my office has a fully enclosed "stall" and a urinal. But the sensor for the light is outside of the stall, and it's only like 3 minutes. So when you're in the middle of a number 2, you have to either do the rest in total darkness, or risk opening the door to give a wave to the sensor.

I've been in one of those bathrooms. Was rather nice, sitting there in the dark pooping, with my phone illuminating only small part of the stall. Comfy poo