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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Between this and the Oceangate thing, why even use a guillotine on these rich hacks when they can simply cook themselves with their own doohickeys?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Unlimited Rube Goldberg Machines on the billionaire class.

[-] context@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Ahhhhh I'm falling to my death in a shark cage! - Bozo CEO

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

This is why you wear fall arrest/restraint protection

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I'd have busted a gut and gotten fired for the impropriety

[-] italktothewind@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

another day another google amp link lol

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

lucky we've got one of them bots

[-] italktothewind@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

oh I forgot about them

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

4.5 meters

Was he made of glass?

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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

everyone cheers

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Office: India's Michael Scott surpassed the American counterpart in performance

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

nicholson-yes

and nothing of value was lost.

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Sanjay Aaah

[-] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago
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