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Kinda reads like poetry
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Kinda looks like Mcconaughey
Not at all, but I do get McConaughey vibes
Oh sure, but when it’s hard for longer than four hours I’m “making a scene” and he’s “not that kind of doctor.”
Who do i call when it stays hard for more than 4 hours?
Life is like a penis. If it’s hard for more than 4 hours, go to emergency.
So grab life by the balls and work the shaft until it’s ready to explode.
Where can I buy this?
Same
Share shirts that go hard.
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