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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

matched with a “skinny depressed Asian babe” on eHarmony

Oh god. I'm in this picture. Only Asian I've ever dated, only date I went on from eHarmony, she's now my wife.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Is she skinny and depressed?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Is she a babe?

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Like, on a scale from 1 to 10.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Asking the important questions.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Well you had an edge, being the local AC guy. You can't really blame her.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Weird of the Hard Times to call my dad out like this.

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024

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