If you're not voting for Biden then you're voting for fascism (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by jackmarxist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I am sick of the anti Biden sentiment in leftist circles. He is the best president ever and has done more for the cause of Communism than Lenin and Mao combined. If you're not voting for him then you're voting for fascism. Don't come at me with stupid excuses like "I'm not an American citizen" or "I'm underage", if you're not voting for Biden then you're a fascist plain and simple. Hope this helps.

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Damn right I’m voting for Hunter Biden

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I don't know anything about his policies, but every time I see him in the news all I can think is "dudes rock".

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

dude's rock

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

I am actually voting for biden 6 times this election so back off bucko. :biden-leftist:

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Thank you for your service

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

But, strangely, it turns out a vote for Biden is a vote for fasciitis.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I might not be from the US but biden still owes me 2000$

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

2000$ is a small price to pay for democracy. I'll sell my house and all my assets and become homeless if it means that democracy wins. I'm not even American but I know that if I don't vote for Biden I am going to betray humanity.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

The ultimate uno reverse card

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I'm not an American citizen but i could go see if there's an election going on anywhere nearby and write him in there if you like

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Thank you for your service

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Most progressive president in history!

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Most progressive genocide ever! Trump will ruin the progressive nature of the genocide 😡

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I read that as vaping for Biden, cheers bro, i'll vape to that 😮‍💨

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

You're right. I'm not an American citizen, but that does not stop me from voting for Joe Biden. Whenever I pass by a mailbox or any other kind of opening I put in a slip of paper reading "Joe Biden". If the box or other cavity of any kind is full (as is often the case with any kind of hole I pass by regularly) I call and complain. This is working folks! I am already getting calls from sewer maintenance staff and police saying they want to have a very serious conversation with me. It's great to make a difference!

[-] artificialset@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

listen here jack biden-the-thing

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well I've been told by reliable sources (my dad works at Voting Inc.) that not voting for Biden is the same thing as voting for Trump. So what I'm going to do is go ahead and not vote for Trump, and that should count as a vote for Biden right?