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This is who I want to be (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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I left /c/Risa because the moderator there was letting his own personal feelings color rules, removing posts that violated no clearly written rules, and creating new rules without even running it past the community or asking how they feel about it.

The moderator of this community is guilty of that same behavior.

I'll be over on !whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works.

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[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

The original version of this was a little kid, not a grandpa. I've seen this a few times now, changing a small part of an old post to make it make less sense, is this a thing now?

[-] PatMustard@feddit.uk 38 points 9 months ago

is this a thing now?

This is how jokes have been ever since humans stated telling jokes

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

So a dog walks into a bar...

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world -4 points 9 months ago

Exactly repeating a 42 word post and changing 1 word?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 9 points 9 months ago

Verbal joke is the og meme, so yes.

[-] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Like mutation?

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Worse, it doesn't only happen to jokes: This Video Will Make You Angry

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

A significant number of people seem to have fully embraced the nonsensical "tee hee, I'm so random" scene kid humor from 2004 MySpace. This one is pretty mild. It gets worse and less funny.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago

Oh... Cool... Hold on I need to get my spork!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Purple cheese

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The worst one in memory is when my cousin said out of nowhere (to a group of us discussing something), "Haha, yeah, and then he drives his car through a window and lands in a Hot Pocket."

He deserved the crickets.

Edit: I actually generated some AI images a few months back to try to illustrate whatever the fuck he was talking about.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Those images are great.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It's a great responsibility

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The plot of Spiderverse 3?

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I mean, considering that there are infinite universes, there are infinite universes with elder Spidermans.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Elder Spider-Man doing Toby's first swing would be a short story.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Somewhere out there is a universe with a spiderman who is an actual spider. There is no crime.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Spider-Ham is actually a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

Spider-Verse 3 is just the second half of "Across the Spider-Verse"

Hate this limitless greed that sells us a half a story...

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

I don’t get it. Why spider was upset?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

It seems he was thinking of the stories where a spider bites a radioactive man and becomes a spiderman.

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