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Contrary to rumors and demands by the woke, we have NOT defunded the Volcel Police. In fact we have just purchased new equipment from the Department of Hexland Security. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by RyanGosling@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Gooning is last year, now it's all about Smut Busting.

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

this is from The Righteous Gemstones, a show on HBO/Max. The last name Gemstone is seen on the left side, can only see "tone" though.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

No it's from volcel police hq. And that's liutenant gemstone to you

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I figured it said 'atone'

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Oh shit oh fuck, everyone hide in c/polycule

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I'm in big trouble 😭 they're gonna find me

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

First person to firebomb this van is a national hero

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

gold-communist FUCK SEX

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

I feel like this van is giving mixed messages.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I wanna get in there and bust as instructed, but it also says no sex 😵‍💫 what do??

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

You can join the team of teens who bust to smut instead of doing the dirty!

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Thank you but I will not be joining teens for that libertarian-alert

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

We need a Quagmire emoji... On second thought, no we don't.

[-] ValpoYAFF@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I had a psychologist a few years ago, a 70+ year-old Jewish hippie from Minnesota, who always called homeland security "fatherland security." He wasn't all based, though - big Hillary supporter.