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[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

Don’t worry, if the king dies there is a specialized team ready to immediately extract his semen and provide it to the closest relative. The royal bloodline will live on.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Thats just normal royal inbreeding

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Almost looks like Gout. Classic King of England disease, very on brand.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Retvrn to Tradition

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Looks like clubbing... No not the thing he killed his wife for doing... But such high blood pressure if we can get him into a hot spring it will be the funniest reign in English history, maybe.

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Don't think it's clubbing. His nails aren't widened/curved down and his fingertips don't seem swollen compared to the rest of his hand. His whole fingers are swollen, down to his knuckles. Could still be a heart issue, I'm not a doctor.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

lemme at him!

[-] an_engel_on_earth@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

you just had to add the foot 🤢🤢

[-] RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

That one was for the lads.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

The curse of the Edwardian Edema strikes again

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Some court jester tie his lymphatic system into a balloon animal or what?

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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