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Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 42 points 9 months ago

I wish The Onion would stop giving reality new ideas

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At this point, it's the true headlines no one is self sabotaging enough to say out loud.

[-] catch22@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately this is not a new idea. But it is usually framed in, the young will support the older generation, as if there isn't ample resources to do that as is...

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

”sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.”

😂 That's a great line!

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

And Americans still think abortion bans are about "god" and "overpopulation".

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Truth

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oil men the world over share a common disdain for regular people.. their greed knows no borders, they are loyal to nothing but their own wealth, and they've always loved working together to keep each other rich.. rich men also love watching poor people fight to the death on their behalf.. especially if the weapons are dramatic..

[-] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Automation to the rescue!

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