I saw an ad for a car at a movie recently.

It went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

And then someone said 'When is it gonna end?'

And the ad kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

And then the ad finished and the next ad started.

I just show up 15 mins late. Fuck those advertisements.

One of the main reasons I used to go to movies - to eat a big bucket of popcorn, I always loved theater popcorn. I can't find any microwave popcorn that even comes close to it. Now I'm older, and I have diverticulitis (those little pouches in the intestines that most people get eventually) so, I can't really eat it like I used to. And that makes me sad : ( because I love popcorn!!

I always get the super mega maxi alpha cosmic size and finish it off in spite of my own common sense. When the lights come on, I get to see myself covered in popcorn with a greasy hand, but I'm too tired and sick to sob, so just shuffle out under a cloud of shame and prepare to deal with removing kernels from my teeth for the next four hours. Sometimes my wife sees the regret coming and tries to take the bucket off me, but it's like trying to take a bone from a dog.

Alamo Drafthouse for the free refills and you don't even need to leave your seat. ☺

Most places will do free refills on the largest size...

Lol that kid looks quintessentialy bri*ish 🤮