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Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus (i.postimg.cc)

submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's always a relevant xkcd:

(actually quite a few in this case...)

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

“I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

https://sdtimes.com/coders/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-from-movies-and-tv-shows/

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 26 points 1 year ago

Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, but clearly it's UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

This is aunix system I know this

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

[-] VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Member bespin city

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Can this run on macOS?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

UNIX-like system.

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

He must've learnt C. Now if only he'd learnt Rust, he would've been safe and had a blazingly fast🚀 escape

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.chat 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, Mr. Arnold.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(geting eaten by dinosaur) At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I just chain smoke on my 286

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's true. The odds increase several times.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly "Hold on to your butts!"

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, just because you know how to code doesn't mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.