Boss said stop coming in late.
I said I'm trying but my body hasn't cooperated with this start time for the last 30 years, I don't see why it will start now.
Boss said would starting and finishing later work?

For the last 5 years I've been starting at 9:30 and finishing at 6. And I haven't been late due to me as a person since.

Public transport problems happen occasionally, but it was that simple for them to get a full day out of me reliably.

I like being L8, don't H8.

Making coffee, probably

I can be there at 8. Actually working still begins at the same time.

Boomer minion meme vibes.

Steve forgot to wear his pants

At first I thought this was saying age 8 instead of 8am. I think the child labor version has more potential with the baby Yoda.