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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

They want to do the same to you, Trump is just in the way.

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

"The law, in its majestic equality, prevents rich and poor alike from starting a Pyramid scheme in the state of New York"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"

"I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.

[-] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

It’s cheetover

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I’d like to see how ole donny wriggles out of this one!

[-] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Another master wriggle from the Teflon don!

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

How funny it would be if he became president and then the state of NY wasn't able to get the money from him. Things are bleak, but at least there is some potential for comedy here.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

I don't think they're going to get it from him either way

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Right, so what I expect to happen is he just won't pay and face zero consequences and move every business into one of his failson's names and continue with business as usual

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What are they going to do if he doesn't pay, sue him again? Good luck with that.

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Isn't Trump going to appeal this ruling until he's back in the WH?

i saw this on reddit and someone said that he has to put the money up first before he can appeal. source: a reddit comment

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

you know they had to do it to em. Or something.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen.......

we got him cheeto-man

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

if you personally owe someone nearly half a trillion dollars, they're not going to arrest you

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