Look what they did to Our Big Wet Boy. He's ordered to pay $355m in NY civil fraud case. It could cost him all his available cash. He's also barred from running a business in NY for three years. (archive.ph)

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

They want to do the same to you, Trump is just in the way.

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

"The law, in its majestic equality, prevents rich and poor alike from starting a Pyramid scheme in the state of New York"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"

"I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.

[-] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

It’s cheetover

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

I’d like to see how ole donny wriggles out of this one!

[-] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Another master wriggle from the Teflon don!

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

How funny it would be if he became president and then the state of NY wasn't able to get the money from him. Things are bleak, but at least there is some potential for comedy here.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

I don't think they're going to get it from him either way

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Right, so what I expect to happen is he just won't pay and face zero consequences and move every business into one of his failson's names and continue with business as usual