Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm 40% Futurama references
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
My manwich!
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
For no raisin
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Good news everyone!
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Good news, everyone!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
I'm 40% (insert thing)
To shreds, you say?
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Assie!
Fun on a bun.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
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