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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 66 points 7 months ago

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago
[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

yEAH ;:+ i'ts Satan,

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

Punctuation is not Satan's forte.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

[-] Vanix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that's spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Very enlightening, thank you!

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Plague is not just referring to pestilence.

It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven't been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I'm jealous of how much you've to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

I'll look into that. What about the orgies though?

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Look for the pineapples

[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

make more extremely queer friends and you'll find some of them haha

[-] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Cmon, what's the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 20 points 7 months ago

Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete
And my cock you will suck

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

Wait, wait, wait
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

Fuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Dave was so good in that.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Also knowledge and free will.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago
[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 7 months ago

Linux is full of daemons...

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago

And secret words that grant you great power!

Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 14 points 7 months ago

I thought open source is communist not satanist?

Saw an awareness post about it just the other week

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

and who's the guy at the back?

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago

This is just how communists look.

They have long nails and red skin because they lack access to capitalist wonders such as nail clippers and sunscreen

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

ah yes the fine line between being the satan and not enough selfcare

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

Lucy is a girl's name! Hahaha, you have a girl's name!

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

evil is the new good. try to keep up

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

"The Devil's Lettuce®" brought to you by Satan

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
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