Well, fuck

Brb, loading up on carbs.

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

I certainly wont be starving to death!

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

I'll be just fine.

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

I'll be fine

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

You got a quarter?

I’ll figure something out

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

I'm in luck! 😁

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

could be worse

Oh well, I'll die happy

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

I'm fucked.

I'm going to pick my nose!

I'd be just fine.

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

Basically no change.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.