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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 194 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The answer is in the movie. When explaining the Matrix to Neo, Morpheus says: "There are fields, endless fields, where human beings are no longer born, we are grown."

https://youtu.be/IojqOMWTgv8

Doesn't specify the exact how, but it's strongly implied that it is through either cloning or artificial gestation.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago

They use robo arms to just rub people's limp bodies together.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 97 points 8 months ago

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 11 points 8 months ago

For me, that, but with “Now Procreate!”

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's cloning. That how Neo has been born over and over again.

The machines stores the generic code of all the first humans they put in pods and then they just crank out copies.

[-] immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi 25 points 8 months ago

I completely forgot about that part of the movie. Thanks for the reminder!

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

I think you are due for a re-watch! It's great when it's been a few years and you can enjoy some of the bits you forgot about.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately we can never experience the big reveal for the first time again. It was absolutely mind-blowing watching him wake up in the pod on the big theater screen for the first time. That was the coolest movie experience I've ever had.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. So many firsts to revisit

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Are you saying to watch ESotSM, or to utilize its one weird trick?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately I cannot forget even a second of The Matrix.

Fortunately, I don’t need to. It’s like listening to this yet again. It’s beautiful even though I know every note and can listen to the whole thing in my head any time I want: https://youtu.be/LZ48G9UziRs?si=WdHnkS5bvDNdF1wv

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[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

They actually touch on it in the animated movie that spanned a series of vignettes from that universe.

Spoiler alert: it ain’t pretty.

[-] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago

Animatrix movie?

[-] e0qdk@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

artificial gestation

The word "matrix" literally means "womb" in its older sense.

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[-] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Why even grow them with arms and legs if they are just going to be batteries? Wouldn't it be easier to just grow cows instead?

[-] JonEFive@midwest.social 12 points 8 months ago

Because shut up. /s

But really though, the entire concept of using humans as batteries is absurd. Don't think too hard about it, just enjoy the movie.

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 78 points 8 months ago

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[-] TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Sticky, mostly.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Meh, it's a living!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

"It's a living..."

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That robot is most likely not sentient.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

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[-] criitz@reddthat.com 35 points 8 months ago

They probably extract sperm and eggs and gestate them right in the pods

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[-] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

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[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You mean ram sticks

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

"combined with a form of fusion"

it's right there in the script

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