336

I'm gonna start posting Silmarillion memes, you can't stop me (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

14 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 14 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 9 months ago

Once upon a time in Valinor there were 2 shiny lights that kept Melkor up at night. "Alright," said Melkor, "time to do something about this."

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 25 points 9 months ago

The shithead neighbours in my village installed some giant flood lights on top of poles. Every night I spend there, I fantasize about tearing them down. I get Melkor.

[-] dasgoat@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest

And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.

[-] Blaze@reddthat.com 19 points 9 months ago

Damn Fëanor

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Tears unnumbered ye shall shed; and the Valar will fence Valinor against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains.

On the House of Fëanor the wrath of the Valar lieth from the West unto the uttermost East, and upon all that will follow them it shall be laid also. Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue.

To evil end shall all things turn that they begin well; and by treason of kin unto kin, and the fear of treason, shall this come to pass. The Dispossessed shall they be for ever.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

#feanordidnothingwrong

[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

The curse of Fëanor runs long

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

The curse of Fëanor runs long

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

Nobody wants to stop you.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Be they foe or friend, be they foul or pure, may they be Vala, Eldar, Maia, or man, neither love nor law nor sword shall defend they who withhold a Silmarillion meme.