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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 37 points 8 months ago

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole

[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Jesus fill me with your love

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Jesus, I can feel your warmth inside me.

[-] radiantshackles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago

Hi, Jesus here! Please line up

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

And assume the position

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Brought the bar of soap

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Lube up y'all. Grab your ankles.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 8 months ago

"Cum all ye faithful."

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well I'm a heterosexual woman and I've never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I'd let him in.

I mean as long as he's not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let's clearly establish that boundary.

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.

[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Tell me your pastor lost their belief without telling me your pastor lost their belief.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago

It isn't called the g spot for nothing!

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Hayes Carll - She Left Me For Jesus

https://youtu.be/hhkHG-oKCEU

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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

OH! Jesus Christ...

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

cult rules

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

Ahh dad and son runing a personnel whore house it seems.

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

So the priests and scout leaders were being helpful?

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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