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"Nice, finally"
Spaceballs? There goes the planet.
"Honestly, can't blame 'em."
Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.
Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."
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¿Dónde están mis pantalones?
Better drink my own piss
"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"
Solitary confinement for life, apparently.
I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings
Welp…
All full of beeps.
Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.
Huh..
Well, that happened
Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..
“It’ll buff out…”
Oh shit... I left the oven on
Dada or Mama probably
That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)
Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?
Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?
Phew.
What am I going to do with these two boxes
Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.
Boom, headshot.
Oh come onnnnnn!
Well, that's going to leave a mark.
Finally!
I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...
So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...
Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.
Fucking FINALLY!
Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2024
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