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Funniest sentence wins (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Geralt sums it up well

[-] YaksDC@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

"Fucking Empire!"

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Time to hop into the cryo pod for 152 years.

[-] small44@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

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[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[-] somerandomperson1231@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

"Uhm" probably

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Oh no... Anyway

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

death sentence

[-] doubletwist@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Probably something along the lines of

I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound

Let's go!

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

LET'S GO!

[-] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the fish.

[-] padge@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

What am I doing in space?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Welp, there goes the Superbowl.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.

[-] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well, so much for that.

[-] Foni@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 1 points 11 months ago

So it was a one way trip? Always has been.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

There goes my post-mission holidays.

[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

[-] slam@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Fuck me Rhonda.

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago

There was once a man from nantucket

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Huston, you have a problem!

[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

Bober kurwa!

[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

No way to play poker again

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -4 points 11 months ago

Earth and the comet that struck it;

Made a hole so big I could fuck it

[-] UltraBlack@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago

"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"

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