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[-] P1r4nha@feddit.de 31 points 1 year ago

Horrible code. First, it doesn't compile because there's no ; at the end of the class definition.

And then more importantly you have a private destructor which means this CriminalScum's destructor will never be called, so you can't charge it with distruction either. Or are you telling me this CriminalScum has friends?

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's always an accomplice in crime.

Also, tall order to expect me to run and test a code written only for a shitpost.

[-] P1r4nha@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

You're charging the class for a thought crime!!

[-] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Also, if I'm not mistaken the uninitialized prop is not guaranteed to be nullptr here, so this private destructor could be trying to free from some random pointer.

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

it’s not monospaced; my eyes

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Peak shittiness requires sacrifice

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

CriminalScrum

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 9 points 1 year ago

Right to remain silent isn't granted to criminal scum, they have to either pay the court a fine or serve their sentence, and their stolen goods are now forfeit.

[-] lily33@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I see there an access violation...

[-] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I can legally destroy my own private property thank you very much

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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