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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 104 points 8 months ago

That last sentence by the commenter speaks volumes, doesn't it?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 44 points 8 months ago

We’ve stolen underpants and are stuck at step 2, “???”.

Surely someone has gotten to step 3.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Well, it makes sense if you think about it, logically.

All the people who have completed the process are too busy driving their new car to their new home to be responding to Facebook messages.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Like how could you believe this is real? Crazy sovcits.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 97 points 8 months ago

"We cannot make contact with anyone who has successfully used our sovcit bullshit to magically acquire a house without paying any money."

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 74 points 8 months ago

The problem is we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

I really love this line. It's just so unthinkable to them that the covcit legal rituals don't work they never even consider the possibility.

[-] Ixoid@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

They are SO close to getting a revelation...

[-] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago

I am convinced that this whole sovcit thing was a joke that was concocted by 4chan and it just got a little out of control.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Well it dates back to the 1970s so no, but I'm sure they've made it worse.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We had Mongolian basket weaving back in the 70's.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 30 points 8 months ago

Everyone knows for a fact that humans can fly if they believe hard enough while flapping their arms and jumping from the tallest building in town. The problem is that we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

No, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

Not surprisingly, this is how you orbit a planet. You just need sufficient horizontal velocity such that the planet curves away from you as fast or faster than you fall towards it. So you are falling, and continually missing.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Whoops! WHEEEEE-HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 8 months ago

I have two questions:

  1. Huh?
  2. What?!
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Can you find anyone who completed the process lol.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

Disco Stu is waiting for information from you.

[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The super secret contact: master of special forms, sayer of secret words, user of Balance of Natural.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why did bother taking out a mortgage when I bought my house? I could have just ignored it with some magic paperwork! Sheesh, what a waste of money.! 😁

[-] DABDA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

So many forms to fill out, they need to streamline the process like the music industry did and just use a single secret code to pay for everything.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Ahahahahaha

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