To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

rape

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

Robbing a stagecoach.

Zombie genocide.

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

just walking from michel delving to celondim

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

Rance

Sweats profusely