Saving the planet

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army

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Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

Crimes against humanity

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

Catching them all.

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

Making thumbnail images

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?