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[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago

β€œI’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

  • Clarence Darrow
[-] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Chao thought he was smooth.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 48 points 2 years ago

If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.

Sun Tzu

[-] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Chao thought he was smooth.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Works better if you're a tortoise.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Unfortunately it doesn't work so well if the person you're waiting on is a tortoise. God damn Mitch McConnell is gonna out live us all.

Edit: Well I'll be damned, he stepped down less than 24 hours after this message.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

I've outlived three nemesis. Nemisi? It doesn't make me less mad, it just reminds me that we'll never repair that relationship.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Wow that really stings because it's true. I don't think I forgive people, but I do scan the obits to see if they're dead yet. Then I yell, "Look who's still standing, bitch!" And then I feel good because I'm a selfish prick anyway - and I'm all about forgiving myself for that.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago
[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks! Although I already self congratulated myself for being me. I'm me! And that's truly amazing to me.

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's why Master Oogway was so enlightened.

[-] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I came to learn one of my biggest highschool bullies (was known as one to several people) killed himself around a decade ago. By this point, that part of my life was the distant past. I didn't feel good, nor did I feel bad. I just kind of shrugged.

[-] kazaika@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Does'nt work as well when you're mad at yourself though...

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

A few years after I finished college one of the dudes who made my life hell all through school started some shit and got himself stabbed to death. I'd be lying if I said I don't get a little burst of happiness every time I remember that motherfucker isn't part of this world anymore.

[-] Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm reminded of the original #RIPBOZO guy.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Now I need one version where they are switched at the end and he stopped being mad because he died.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no. This is a really good comic but I'm going to turn it into such an abomination of a shitpost. If the artist sees this im sorry. Hopefully you understand this is just what happens on the internet.

[-] okamiueru@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Works on some thing.... other's... it just takes too long for the older generation to not vote against improving things. Slowly getting there. Maybe.

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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