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Size Matters (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Charles9x@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago
[-] DrCatface@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

When you have adhd and a huge dick ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I bet you get nothing done ever. Except lots of cumming.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not the motion of the cushion...

That's not the old saying but you know what I'm saying.

[-] sweaterpuppys@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

No wonder I have no motivation.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Confident people don't have shit to prove...

[-] Cipher22@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Of course not. The author clearly spells out that they're not penetrating that market.

[-] 342345@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

The market just isn't ready, yet.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I beg to differ! Um, I mean I have a โ€œfriendโ€ who begs to differ!

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Man, no wonder I work so hard. I thought it was my low self-esteem, which is not correlated with my penis size, or thatโ€™s what I thought.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

DAE try to zoom in to read the book? No? Just me? okay

[-] overcast5348@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You sure are putting a lot of effort into reading that, aren't you?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Well I'm a woman, so it's impossible for a small penis joke to affect me.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a certain someone has a really small clitoris.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Name any woman who chases worldly success to compensate for genetic shortcomings in her reproductive system.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Haha, you got me there.

The only one that could be slightly relevant ist Catherine the Great who had 22 lovers, many of which were a lot younger than her and there is an urban legend about her having a very vulgar erotic cabinet that she ordered to be made, but there has never been any proof of it.

[-] wick@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Is this true? *sips champagne*

this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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