The hordes of hel demo. Well polished reverse bullet hell, but maybe too well polished for the Devs to match the level of content of something like vampire survivors. But the mechanics are crisp and it's really fun.

SHKRELLLLIIIII!!

What's that guy been up to anyway?

Holy fucking shit that website is cancer. Tells me to register an account to view this "free" article. Takes 5 minutes of authentication timeouts before the website to accept the new account. Then blocks the article anyway because it needs a paid sub.

The Earth's crust contains a bunch of atoms,[citation needed]

Lmao

Yes, 63% for Hilary, 53% for Biden, but red during 2022 midterms.

*aggressively jingles keys*

My mother once found me watching Futurama and started getting irate because she thought she heard someone say "gender bender".

Ofc, Bender Bending Rodriguez is capable and willing to bend anything, including gender, but this wasn't that episode and she was just hearing his name wrong. It's like Christians live in a waking nightmare dream state.

"I said it makes no difference to me but a dog can't play basketball, but the woke lib ref says there ain't no rule says a dog can't play."

Yea it sucks the energy is only renewable until the sun explodes. Oh well, back to coal.

"Fought Russia in WWII" hmmm 🤔

They published another piece https://www.theonion.com/men-s-rights-activists-defend-russell-brand-1850850435

“He waved his hands enough in that video for me to consider him innocent.” - Gregory Marsh, Animal Control Officer

Amazon turned out really weird. I feel like the idea of Amazon should be consolidating reputable retailers together, but they decided to open the floodgates to random people and now it's little better than wish.com. Maybe they should split the site up and push all the random sellers onto a different platform.