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submitted 6 months ago by ahdok@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

That's just... all goblins, right?

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[-] Susaga@ttrpg.network 36 points 6 months ago

I guess it depends on how Konsi feels about garlic bread.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 6 months ago

There's a reason I left garlic off the list ;)

[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 32 points 6 months ago

Not at all, Konsi. Your skin is a very healthy shade of green.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 38 points 6 months ago

Konsi actually has extremely good skin for a goblin, mostly because she's free of Maglubiyet's curse - but she has difficulty recognizing beauty in herself.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 16 points 6 months ago

What does the curse do to their skin?

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 6 months ago

It gets ashy.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 6 months ago

Sores, boils, pock marks, blotchiness...

Maglubiyet's curse just makes goblins a little bit "worse" in every conceivable way.

[-] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 9 points 6 months ago

"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 6 months ago

I think this happened once in Buffy.

[-] jounniy@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I should be more like ,,is paralyzed when struck with a stake through the heart". But thats ruins the joke.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 6 months ago

Fortunately, Faelys is an unreliable narrator.

[-] Lath@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

The goblins I know don't brood. They plot.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago

wait konsi is a goblin? I thought she was just a really tiny orc

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 6 months ago

Yeah, she has a few goblinoid features, larger ears, lack of pronounced tusky teeth. She's taller and prettier than most goblins (4ft) because she's free of Maglubiyet's hold, which twists and corrupts his servants.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

If it quacks like a duck...

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