This was absolutely hilarious. I am a little worried for their safety now though. Americans don't tend to be very fond of people mocking them, or exposing them for all the BS they pull. I'd be quite unsurprised if I see an article in a week that one or all of them have mysteriously:
- walked into the bush never to be seen again
- overdosed
- jumped off a bridge or balcony
- despite never owning a gun, somehow dying of "self inflicted" gunshot wounds to the back of the head
- vanishing for a year before suddenly returning and never speaking of pine gap or America again