Dumbest shit you've ever done with immediate consequences? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dingdangdog@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

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[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

not me, but when he was 16 my brother ordered a pull up bar that goes on a door frame online. he decided, after using it as intended for a while, that he wanted to try and do a running jump at it and use it to launch himself like a gymnast or something. the bar only attached to one side of the door frame, he came at it from the other one and knocked it off, very unluckily landing on his ass instead of his head