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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago

The actor, 46, appeared to be almost entirely nude, wearing only Birkenstocks and holding an envelope that read “Costume Design” over his manhood.

After he slowly approached the microphone, he said just one word that had the audience in fits of laughter: “Costumes…”.

“Costumes… are so important,” he continued, to a round of applause

[...]

“Maybe the most important thing there is. I can’t open the envelope,” he added

I mean, honestly this just reads like a very good bit che-smile

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

I didn't know the context, but this sounds really funny.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I (Kropotkin forgive me) watched some of the Oscars, and the bits were pretty good. Can confirm that this was entirely a bit.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

"What’s really wrong with John Cena, is this normal? Men used to be men,” wrote another very upset social media dweller.

retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and heels

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How is a muscular man from combat sports (even if it’s scripted) being naked in front of an admiring audience not “manly” to these people? Did they forget their trad masculine marble statues were created by a guy staring at a dude’s penis in his face for several weeks on end?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

pronounjak "Because being sexualised for attention is a female trait. It's degrading and therefore men shouldn't do it!"

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and [were] heels

Sorry had to make a wrestling joke.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 37 points 8 months ago

You mean this John Cena?

"I love Vince McMahon," Cena said. "He's everything you could want in a great friend, business partner, father, mentor. I love the man..." While Cena has remained close with McMahon, many others haven't after the Chairman of the Board was forced to briefly retire from WWE following an investigation into hush money payments to cover up affairs and sexual misconduct allegations. As such, Cena was asked if it had become hard to reconcile his friendship with McMahon following those revelations.

"No," Cena said. "I mean, everyone has the right to have their perspective. I have the right to have mine. When you love somebody, you take them as imperfectly perfect as they are. We all make mistakes, we all have poor decisions. Lord knows I've made my collection of poor choices. That doesn't mean I'm not going to love somebody. There's no way I can go on record and say I don't love Vince McMahon." WWE's investigation into McMahon revealed he had spent, in total, over $19.6 million on hush money payments since 2006. Overall, McMahon has been accused of sexual misconduct, or worse, nine times since 1992.

Read More: https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1227251/john-cena-on-vince-mcmahon-allegations-we-all-make-mistakes/

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

There's no way I can go on record and say I don't love Vince McMahon.

Lol. McMahon must have him by the balls like Scientology with Tome Cruise

[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

The more damning thing (if there can be) is that it was sort of an open secret at WWE what was going on behind the scenes.

Cena was the poster-boy so he had to know exactly what was going down.

McMahon was accused of a lot of fucked up stuff, including

SA allegationsMaking the lady he made become a sex slave to bang wrestlers as part of contract negotiations, shared nudes of her with everyone, all the way down to sound/camera guys, etc

Even camera operators knew, let alone Cena.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

Then there's this insanity of having his girlfriend sign a 75 page document when they moved in together. Totally normal human behavior with nothing to hide

https://people.com/tv/john-cena-nikki-bella-contract/

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Assume all celebrities are bastards until proven otherwise tbh

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

And then assume that proof is an elaborate PR campaign.

[-] Cowboy@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

No.... NO ! Y-You are lying you dirty TANKIE!! ... John is one of the good ones.... asagiri

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

I'm glad I never liked Cena

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

They realised the Will Smith slap got heaps of views so they are trying to replicate the same attention seeking act

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate declared that Cena was “doing his humiliation ritual to satisfy his gay paymasters,” adding that he would never be convinced to do the same – not that he would be asked, mind.

“What’s really wrong with John Cena, is this normal? Men used to be men,” wrote another very upset social media dweller.

Interesting. I guess it makes sense they'd be mad about this, they wouldn't be mad if it were a woman doing it as they'd see it as standard hypersexualisation of women for the entertainment of men. When a man does it they feel it threatens patriarchy.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Didn't that chode literally post a picture of himself laying on a couch naked with a pillow over his dong like a week ago.

I guess he figures the fact he had to pay a bunch of women to sit around him pretending they arent being trafficked makes it different.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Fuckin' bakchode all over again...

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

idk man he looks like a hairless gorilla

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah this level of musculature and leanness is simply not naturally attainable at his age (or probably any age). It's just too much, he's too big.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

So what ? If he wants to change his body to suit his taste let him. Im sure its not healthy but as long as he is aware of the possible health problems I see little issue with it. I think he looks great.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

What a weird bit. I mean nobody can see John Cena, he may as well just be naked all the time.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The amount of steroids you need to be on to look like this at age 46 while being 185cm /6'1 tall, Christ.

I feel sorry for his liver and heart.

[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago
[-] Demoncracy@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

He is very hot. I'm vegan but I want all that meat (I'm speaking muscle).

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Demoncracy@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

guess you're actually not extremely famous 90s new-age girl Mary Moon - she was well-known for not eating meat but loving bones

(PS, this is the oldest I've felt in a while 😂🤦)

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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