The actor, 46, appeared to be almost entirely nude, wearing only Birkenstocks and holding an envelope that read “Costume Design” over his manhood.
After he slowly approached the microphone, he said just one word that had the audience in fits of laughter: “Costumes…”.
“Costumes… are so important,” he continued, to a round of applause
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“Maybe the most important thing there is. I can’t open the envelope,” he added
I mean, honestly this just reads like a very good bit